Sew you want someone new

[foxfirefey]

My sewing machine, which is probably older than I am, periodically decides that no one appreciates it and stops sewing, just to see if we ingrates will even notice. We're not talking a minor tension problem or the wrong needle, here. We're talking the full-on mechanical equivalent of the blue screen of death.

I'm going to try a few things to get the melodramatic old harpie back on the job, but I'm honestly getting a little sick of this toxic relationship we've developed, wherein I try to sew something and my machine eats my project, tries to kill me, then tells everyone else that I'm being irrational when I get upset about it. While I'm open to reconciliation, I fear that it might be time for us to see other people.

annalee is looking for your matchmaking recommendations.

iGaydar

[zarhooie]

wyntarvox has a very progressive cellphone:

I wasn't aware the iPhone has a built-in gaydar! I was typing a message and accidentally typed 'bette' while trying for 'better'. My iPhone auto-capitalised to 'Bette'.

iPhone is the wind beneath my wings.

Context is watching us... from a distance.