One, two, three kisses! Ah-ah-ah!

[foxfirefey]

If I ever got set up on a blind date with a vampire, knowing my luck, The Count from Sesame Street would be vampire that showed up.

truecat is counting down to New Moon.

two for one!

[msilverstar]

synecdochic's new GYN doesn't get why she isn't worried about her fertility. staranise suggests she say:

"No, doctor, you don't understand, I don't even really need this uterus. My marriage comes with a backup womb!"

context whaps the doctor with a cluebat