thebunnyknows how to cuss out a careless driver

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The climax to thebunnyknows' retelling of embarrassing public situations she gets herself into had me in stitches.

While I was leaving the store I was pushing the cart and had taken a few steps away from the sidewalk when a car ran the stop sign and nearly plowed into me and the cart holding the youngling and I lost my shit and channeled my inner Ray Person.

In the middle of a semi-crowded parking lot I opened up my mouth, shouted at the top my lungs and called the driver a "combat jacking, sister humping, whiskey-tango motherf**ker" and informed him that he needed to "hang up his overpriced cell phone, take his hand off his c**k and pay attention while driving his god-damned car" before he killed someone.

The youngling decided that this would be a great time to learn from mommy and shouted 'motherf**ker' too.

Needless to say I had an audience.

( But wait, it gets better! )

Context. Censorship mine, for those reading at work.