Interplanetary Law and Order

[callie]

hazel scripts reality shows that really should exist.

Border Control: Universe:

Well. It's not that I don't believe you exactly. But you have failed to explain to my satisfaction as to why you have beamed down outside any of the mandatory transport terminals. I also find that your lack of samples of the goods you wish to trade, your failure to observe border protocols in line with your own Federation documents - yes, we are familiar with their contents - and your unwillingness to cooperate with this process makes you an unsuitable visitor to this planet.

As such, I have the discretion to levy an automatic fine of the equivalent of 1 pound of silver at your own exchange rate, and I order you to depart this planet to your own transport within the next planetary hour. If you fail to depart this planet to your own transport within that time, you may be subject to detention. Legal counsel will be made available to you at that time. An appeal process is available."
 

Cops: Universe:

"SIR, PLEASE BRING YOUR FLITTER TO GROUND AND TAKE YOUR TENTACLES OFF THE CONTROLS. SIR. SIR. CAN YOU HEAR ME? SIR. THAT IS AN ORDER. BRING YOUR FLITTER TO GROUND AND TAKE YOUR TENTACLES OFF THE CONTROLS.
 

Context . Post QWP.