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[rydra_wong]

In regard to recent shenanigans:

nunberg pizza with left testimony

(Context is actually discussing Watergate and pirates.)

ankaret on unwanted touch

[conuly]

Touch helps when I am stressed. This is why I have a cat. It's never occurred to me to contract the cat's job out to strangers any more than I'd invite them in to poo in a box by the back door.

Context doesn't want strangers touching them, thanks.