jerakeen's phone is homicidal

[cesy]

Context.

First thing I did this morning was grab my phone and check the time - which I then dropped on the extra cat, who was apparently sleeping next to me. She bitched at me, I apologized, we made up.

After a long day of mothers and grandmothers - and pebbles \o/ \o/ yay baby - I came home, went to the bathroom, and promptly dropped my phone on a spider.

The spider did not bitch at me. It just went splat.

The phone is doing fine though.