In which jmtorres is writing more crackfic than paper, perhaps.

[azurelunatic]

I am subscribing to Gotham == New York, so occasionally Batman gets in the middle of Peter's cases, much to his frustration. Also he would like to have Batman's prints and DNA on file for exclusion purposes. (THE GODDAMN BATMAN WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT HE DOES NOT LEAVE FINGERPRINTS OR STRAY HAIRS AT CRIME SCENES. THAT IS WHAT THE GODDAMN GLOVES AND THE GODDAMN COWL ARE FOR.)


Context is crossing White Collar and DC Comics.