some_stars is having adventures in retail

[such_heights]

I felt absolutely no urge to buy this [nsfw], which being placed as it was next to the other (smaller) stainless steel toys immediately led me to think of it as the Kegelcisor from hell. I mean, if you're into big and heavy, I'm glad this is out there for you, but oh my god. It's 2.75 pounds! It's two inches across! It would be like being fisted by a baby robot made of plutonium! (Yes, I did just google up a comparative table of densities of different metals for fact-checking.)

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