st_aurafina turns catastrophe into deliciousness

[rydra_wong]

1. Allow an environmentally sound light bulb to explode in your pantry, showering everything with powdered glass and presumably elemental mercury omg.

2. Clean everything and every surface in the pantry. Linger lovingly over the liquor shelf.

3. Find an ancient and out of date christmas pudding! Unwrap it, tie shiny ribbon in hair, and get girlfriend to examine pudding for mould.

4. Crumble pudding in bowl. Sprinkle with Cointreau. Drink rest of Cointreau (Aussies, tastes like Durotuss, y/y?) because useless to put that bottle back now. It was nearly empty.

Context gets steadily more and more hilarious, as well as delicious.