You can never have just one

[shadowspar]

Kinks are not like Pokemon. You don't collect them, put them in folders and then use them to outdo fellow collectors.

Kinks, my friends, are like Warhammer. You start off with small ones, and you primp and polish them, and put them on display when you're not using them. You add newer and bigger and more complicated ones to your army, but if you're doing it right, you have a horde of lovingly tended simple kinks as well, the footsoldiers to your war machines.

And then, you don't take them in one-on-one combat, oh no. You launch entire campaigns.

Context is flocked, QWP, and decidedly divergently geeky.

Comments

[inoru_no_hoshi]

Bwahahaha! Best. :D

[teapot_rabbit]

Oh, that is excellent. :D

[sylvaine]

Hah, that's great! :D

[strikeslip]

*imagines the battlefield*

...yes. This is good.

[raisedbymoogles]

...suddenly I am inspired to write porn. >D

[birke]

I first read "kinks" as "kids" and became very confused about a sentence and a half into the Warhammer paragraph. HA. Now it makes much more sense.

[ejia_arath03]

...I see no reason why I can't treat Pokemon like Warhammer, though. Raichu as shock troops? A fleet of Blastoise and their WAAAAAAAAAAAGHter cannons?

[iceshade]

This? This is beautiful.

[azurelunatic]

*snerk*

... hmm, maybe I should consider Warhammer as a hobby.