1. make a time machine
2. go back in time
3. write fic
4. become BNF
5. have your friends turn out to be bastard betrayers
6. trust no one
7. become withdrawn; encase your heart in ice and steel
8. cry to sleep every night
9. go back in time to warn your younger self not to write fic
10. paradox
11. universe breaks
nice job breaking it, op
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