stultiloquentia on a fannish taxonomy

[jjhunter]

fluffilis squeeum. The hot-off-the-press fluff you read on the bus, defenseless against your own facial expressions and muffled squeaks.
fluffilis amicitia. The fluff you write for a friend's birthday, even though it's not your ship.
fluffilis canadiensis. The fluff that involves huddling for warmth in a snowbound cabin.
flangstis farscapia. The fluff you had to wade through twenty miles of waist-deep angst to get to, but by god, you'd do it again.
flangstis molluscoides. The fluff to be found when a hard character finally cracks open.

Context was inspired to taxonomize fluff.