Cooking with metal

[foxfirefey]

Right now I am listening through the closed door as two metalheads attempt to operate my kitchen, and I wish each and every one of you was here with me. One of them is revealing his arcane knowledge that hot water is the best way to clean a pan, and the other is frightened of the mechanism you have to use to light the stove. They're both pretty sure there should be seasonings involved, but I think they're intimidated by my spice rack. (Intimidated in a sort of stoic, black-metal way, I guess.)

In a few minutes, I'll either be enjoying an omelette, or explaining all of this to a fire marshall. Keep your fingers crossed.

slowsculpture likes his roommate.

Comments

[cesy]

*giggle*

[elena]

Cooking ist krieg. \m/(_ _)\m/

[tantekoo]

Kuchen ist eine Schlact, ja!

[jld]

but I think they're intimidated by my spice rack. (Intimidated in a sort of stoic, black-metal way, I guess.)

Bah. Kids these days. They could also make high-pitched noises, in a Rob Halford way.

[laughingrat]

I demand an update! :-D

[archersangel]

me too!

[slowsculpture]

I got an omelette! And only a little babbling about Lustmord! I'll call that a win.

[kayloulee]

*giggles* Oh, poor dears.

Does the one who knows the Arcane Mystery of Hot Water also know about the magical properties of washing-up liquid?

[highlyeccentric]

What about the wonderous powers of scrubbing brushes?