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metaquoteschasy knows what to do when her daughter grows up:when my daughter grows up...
...i will sprinkle salt and pepper on her kitchen floor.
...i will pull out all her silverware and randomly distribute it throughout her house.
...i will empty the trashcan contents onto the floor.
...i will beg her to play "doll's house" with me all the time.
...i will wake her up very early in the morning.
...i will also make sure she doesn't get to bed before 11pm.
...i will contradict everything she says.
...i will repeat my requests over and over again, in one breath.
...i will walk around wearing shoes, but no pants.
...i will open the curtain when she is taking a shower and ask her if she's taking a shower.
...i will stomp my feet and whine whenever she hugs her husband.
...i will say "ow ow, it hurts" approximately every 2 minutes, and randomly choose which body part i'm referring to.
...i will tell her every time i have a "boogie".
...i will put cereal and cracker crumbs in her bed.
...i will bring whatever i'm snacking on into the bathroom while she is going potty and eat while i watch her.
...i will also ask her in between mouthfuls if she is "poopin'".
...i will brush my hair with her toothbrush.
...i will pull out all of her kleenex one by one.
...i will ask her to "please helpy" no matter how simple the task i am doing.
hm. chances are, when she's all grown up, i'll be too tired to do all this stuff. maybe i'll just show her this entry...
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Date: 2010-01-13 02:40 am (UTC)