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Seen last night on our back window:

2-Inch Praying Mantis: I am a stick. Pay no mind to me. I am lurking death. I am nothing, nothing at all. Come closer. I am a killing machine honed by millennia of deadly struggle.

Extremely Small Moth: [ambles up the windowpane, bumps into 2IPM's stomach.]

2-Inch Praying Mantis: AH GOD MOTH MOTH MOOOOTH GETITAWAYFROMME! [falls off window in panic, flapping its wings frantically.]

Context sometimes entertains with Australian wildlife.
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