Cooking with metal

[foxfirefey]

Right now I am listening through the closed door as two metalheads attempt to operate my kitchen, and I wish each and every one of you was here with me. One of them is revealing his arcane knowledge that hot water is the best way to clean a pan, and the other is frightened of the mechanism you have to use to light the stove. They're both pretty sure there should be seasonings involved, but I think they're intimidated by my spice rack. (Intimidated in a sort of stoic, black-metal way, I guess.)

In a few minutes, I'll either be enjoying an omelette, or explaining all of this to a fire marshall. Keep your fingers crossed.

slowsculpture likes his roommate.

spellcheck is no substitute for a good vocabulary

[synecdochic]

When discussing the grizzly autopsy photos, you should ascertain that the murder victim is ursine in nature. Or perhaps with hair that is streaked with gray. If that's not the case, perhaps you should discuss the grisly autopsy photos.

-- havocthecat has a dictionary, and isn't afraid to use it.