Bedlamsbard attends a respectable institution, yes ma'am

[ineptshieldmaid]

I will not consider the whys and wherefores or the what the hells of having belly-dancers in a university dining hall, but damn, I approve of that particular surprise today.

(They were not that scantily-clothed; this is a respectable institution! Even if we do have dancing girls on the tables in the dining hall.)

Context is pleased and QWP.