I would watch that movie

[rydra_wong]

vass is inspired by an article on "releasing the psoas":

I know that the psoas is actually a muscle around the pelvis and lower back, but it sounds like a wild animal. Especially since this article is specifically for martial artists. I'm imagining the b-movie villain steepling his fingers and saying "Releeease the psoas!" then sitting back and watching it tear his victim apart.

Context is reading Stumptuous.

Piglet will cut you

[rydra_wong]

So this dude has bought (and is attempting to "monetize") a LOTR fanfiction archive, after previously doing the same with a Winnie-the-Pooh site and a Twilight archive.

seperis is taking this very, very seriously.

This is a very serious, totally serious issue, but I keep getting stuck at that particular combination of fandoms because you have to know he does not look upon this and see the hilarity, which is sad because look at that combination. I mean, I was trying to come up with a more unlikely set of fandoms to start Fandom Is My Profit Quest and I'm just failing utterly. I mean, Hetalia, Rainbow Brite, and Minesweeper have the right WTF but not the sheer, unearthly, almost surrealist beauty of sparkling vampires living next door to large-footed hobbits and staring in bewilderment at the rise of Mordor in the distance while Pooh wanders by looking for his honey (and possibly being eaten by vampires, which now is upsetting me; Tigger will fuck their shit up for even trying and I don't know about anyone else, but Piglet's sociopathy isn't what I'd call well-concealed).

I'm not comfortable that is actually a working plot, for the record.

Context is passing the popcorn.

jumpuphigh and jellybeanslash take the crossovers to the inevitable place:

( Cut for NSFW text, in case your boss is one of those people who cannot see text without reading it, and also in case you want to preserve your childhood unsullied )