Adventures in spice

[azurelunatic]

forthwritten is productive:

... and peeled a lot of horseradish that my housemates foraged and decided to eat. Even though I am the crappiest ginger peeler in my Shillong family I still managed to use a knife and not slice off any flesh I'd rather keep. Apparently one of them dared the other to snort the grated horseradish. I'm not entirely sure why, and even less sure why the daree went ahead and did so.

Common sense is not found in great abundance in this house...

I'm going to try to get him to snort wasabi next.

Comments

[trixieleitz]

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owowowowowowowowowow.


OW.

[azurelunatic]

I have one word for you: 'figging'.

[trixieleitz]

Somehow up the bum seems ow in a less "OH HELL NO" way than up the nose. And easier to reverse.

[ineptshieldmaid]

apparently my father once shoved wasabi up the nose of a superior officer (military)!

strangely, this had no negative impact on his career progress.

[paxpinnae]

It's the military. Doing stupid feats of physical prowess because you can is part of the job description.

Also, where in the seven hells of bad animation is your icon from, and what gender was that character intended to be?

[azurelunatic]

And I gather there's a certain amount of macho cred that one gets from idiot stunts involving superior officers.

[ineptshieldmaid]

A really bad 70s animated version of LOTR, and that's Eowyn!

[azurelunatic]

Oh man, the memories. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y (my favorite)

Though I didn't wind up seeing these until the early noughties, when my roommate's son was hooked on them.

[archersangel]

i....have no words for how stupid i think that is.

[azurelunatic]

I knew this guy named Shawn in high school. Due to his stunts, I have a new appreciation for the depths of stupidity, and knowledge of the need to check in regularly on any teenager, particularly the ADHD kind, who is left to make their own entertainment. So while snorting horseradish is bad, at least nothing besides their nose is on fire.

[trixieleitz]

...teenager...

...a category not defined by anything so convenient as chronological age <_<

[azurelunatic]

There is that, yes.

[iceshade]

Ahahahaha! Please videotape it?

[iceshade]

Ahahahaha! Please videotape it?

[wanted_a_pony]

< snrk > This story brought me great joy this evening! Thanks, I really needed that....