blah blah blah SNOW blah blah blah snow blah blah blahtransport fuckery blah blah blah this happens every year blah blah blah Scandinavia blah blah blah British incompetence blah blah blah 1950s weather blah blah blah videos of hilarious snow-related injury blah blah blah TAKE THAT, so-called global 'warming'!! blah blah blah conspiracy blah blah blah kittens blah blah blah you call that a snowfall? THAT'S a snowfall! blah blah blah that's my house on the news blah blah blah fun-hating bureaucrats blah blah blah Winterval destroys Xmas blah blah blah Medieval warm period blah blah blah hockey sticks blah blah blah the economy blah blah blah fun-hating employers blah blah blah fuel poverty blah blah blah snow angels blah blah blah Ladbrokes & William Hill blah blah blah more cute animals blah blah blah it's just weather ffs blah blah blah DOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
Did I miss anything?
Context really doesn't care for the fuss about the snow in the UK right now.