metaquotes | forthwritten really knows how to win friends

Today I was helping to decorate cupcakes with yellow buttercream icing with red fondant stars on them. I was colouring the fondant, and the bottle tipped a bit more colouring than I'd intended onto the spotlessly white rectangle of icing. I immediately saw potential in this and pulled two sides of the rectangle into wings.

If you ever want to distress a room of gay men, replicate used sanitary towels with food. It goes down a treat, I tell you. I was clutching the edge of the counter and almost crying with laughter.

(Context doesn't believe in menstrual taboos, and is QWP)