I'm trying to BREATHE here!

[foxfirefey]

Dear Trees:

Yes, you. The things with the leaves and the branches and the goddamn flowers.

Stop having sex in public already.

Don't you know that shit is illegal? Not to mention vulgar.

Some people, jeez.

No love AT ALL,
Me.

Context is experiencing spring.

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[reddragdiva]

I have spent several years assiduously spreading the phrase "plant bukkake" amongst my friends, one of whom today spoke of "all the plant bukkake has been fighting it out, for the glory of the xyleme". Everyone is adopting the last part as soon as possible.