I am not even joking right now. People, there is one rule, one ironclad no-fucking-around law of social interaction, and it is GET OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY. Don't stroll down the fucking moving sidewalks. Don't wait until the people in the rows in front of you are halfway out of the plane to get your lazy ass up and start fumbling around for your shit in the overhead bin. It's an airport. People are in FOUL FUCKING MOODS and will gladly take any excuse to rip someone's throat out with their teeth and cart the severed head in triumph to the Starbucks where it will earn them 15% off a venti latte.
Context has some advice for people moving around in airports - qwp.
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Date: 2011-04-11 03:16 pm (UTC)Also, there are the people who step off of moving sidewalks/escalators, and then either move like a snail or STAND THERE AND LOOK AROUND. I am like, FUCK YOU, the entire escalator full of people does not just VANISH from behind you when YOU step off of it, nor does it suddenly CEASE TO MOVE. There are other people behind you needing to get off the fucking moving belt/step, and if you are standing there blocking the fucking way when I am directly behind you, I will kick you hard in the calves and I will not apologise.
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Date: 2011-04-12 04:28 am (UTC)