actually, stultiloquentia, that's on the release schedule for 2015

[denise]

11. What features do you think Dreamwidth should have that it doesn't currently?
Teleport button.

[...]

21. What's your favorite thing about Dreamwidth?
It's not a bad alternative to a teleport button.

Context is memeing.

Comments

[paxpinnae]

Man, now I feel oddly dissatisfied with my DW experience. Sure, expando-cut-tags are okay, but are they a teleport button?

[denise]

I'm sorry that you've been so disappointed by Dreamwidth so far. Unfortunately, due to the high potential for error involved in the teleport feature, we've been forced to limit the testing of it to staff and developes only, and the results so far have not been encouraging. (The doctor assures me that none of the missing organs are vital, at least.)

We're continuing to work on the problem, and we will release the feature as soon as we feel it's stable enough, though!

[rydra_wong]

... this might explain the frequency of SUDDENLY NOAH, you realize. He's in on the beta-testing!

[denise]

DAMMIT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO REALIZE THAT

;)

[rydra_wong]

SHOCK AS DREAMWIDTH ANIMAL TESTING IS REVEALED.

[denise]

NEWS AT 11