metaquotes | Piglet will cut you

So this dude has bought (and is attempting to "monetize") a LOTR fanfiction archive, after previously doing the same with a Winnie-the-Pooh site and a Twilight archive.

seperis is taking this very, very seriously.

This is a very serious, totally serious issue, but I keep getting stuck at that particular combination of fandoms because you have to know he does not look upon this and see the hilarity, which is sad because look at that combination. I mean, I was trying to come up with a more unlikely set of fandoms to start Fandom Is My Profit Quest and I'm just failing utterly. I mean, Hetalia, Rainbow Brite, and Minesweeper have the right WTF but not the sheer, unearthly, almost surrealist beauty of sparkling vampires living next door to large-footed hobbits and staring in bewilderment at the rise of Mordor in the distance while Pooh wanders by looking for his honey (and possibly being eaten by vampires, which now is upsetting me; Tigger will fuck their shit up for even trying and I don't know about anyone else, but Piglet's sociopathy isn't what I'd call well-concealed).

I'm not comfortable that is actually a working plot, for the record.

Context is passing the popcorn.

jumpuphigh and

jellybeanslash take the crossovers to the inevitable place:

Actually, I could totally see someone writing a Pooh-LoTR crossover with elf BDSM fisting. I'm not sure that's what he is trying to create though.
Honey is not lube, Pooh.

Jellybeanslash: *Chokes violently*
The images... they are just so wrong...

Me: I know.
This is what fandom has done to me.

Jellybeanslash: I.... I can't stop thinking about it. I can SEE IT so CLEARLY.

Me: Me, too. Especially with Pooh's propensity to get stuck inside of things.
Oh god. Make it stop.

Context does not make it stop.