Someone should make a blog: Reviews of horrible wines

[foxfirefey]

And evith over in capslock_dreamwidth (apologies for the caps if they are too much for folks, but that's just how we roll over there) could make submissions:

WINES I HAVE LOATHED:

IMMATURE WHITE VINEGAR WITH A DOLLOP OF CORN SYRUP AND A PINCH OF PENCIL SHAVINGS.

A DEEP RED PAINT THINNER WITH AN AFTERTASTE OF LICKING A VIOLIN BOW.

WEAK HAND SANITIZER FLAVOURED WITH GREEN GUMMY BEARS, NO ALOE TO SMOOTH THE AFTERBURN.

AND IN HONOUR OF A PARTICULARLY TERRIBLE PSEUDO-CHAMPAGNE:

AN IRREDEEMABLE, HUMOURLESS GLASS OF WET YELLOW RAZORBLADES: ZE BUBBLES, ZEY DO NOZZING!

Comments

[ilthit]

If I was to make such a list, it would be short, because it would just say "all of them".