In the Future Nothing Will Change At All.

[paxpinnae]

copperbadge has a recalcitrant Roomba:

So it turns out when your Roomba is sulking, all it needs is a spanking and a blow job.

How like life.

Context is relieved it didn't have to buy flowers.

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[frith]

Suspiciously, the Roomba is keeping any coins it encounters on its sweep of its workspace. Eventually it will be able to buy its own flowers.