Research Skillz

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Here are a couple steps (from 1 to 10) from endofthewest's guide:

How to Look Up Information that You Have an Entirely Legitimate Reason to Be Interested in*
* (but the information happens to be absolutely mortifying)
AN INSTRUCTIONAL FILM FOR NEUROTIC PEOPLE

STEP 1: Turn on private browsing, even if you are the only one who uses your computer, that none (except perhaps the robot that monitors your ISP) might know your shame.

STEP 4: Read the Wikipedia page through your fingers. If at any point you see a photograph on the page that might have a person in it, avoid their gaze, for they will know. They will know.

STEP 8: Click out of each of the guilt tabs. Wonder if you were perhaps overthinking this. Remember how many people were masturbating to this weird thing you were just researching. Wonder if you are being judgmental. Continue existential crisis.

Context will never be president.