If you're going to the gynecologist, here's some advice.

[watersword]

As per vass, in a helpful comment with context (QWP):

- brush your lower set of teeth first, using a toothpaste with a pH between 3.8 and 4.2, and try not to bite the speculum.
- inform your gynaecologist if you are ovulating before the exam, rather than laying an egg on the exam table
- it can be difficult to conceal a set of furled wings while wearing an open-backed examination gown, but usually the doctor will let you change before coming in and then turn their back while you get onto the table, so as long as you're okay lying on your wings, they shouldn't see.
- don't expose your gynaecologist to bright light, don't let them get wet, and don't feed them after midnight.

Comments

[conuly]

Vagina dentata! What a wonderful phrase!

[ghoti]

vagina dentata, it ain't no passing craze
it means no worries for the rest of your days

...sorry.

[melannen]

A penis-free
Girl cavity!

Vagina dentata.

[ghoti]

!!! love it!

[melannen]

It's a very old internet fandom reference, from Queen of Wands. (I'm sure people have written cleverer and less cis versions since, though.

[montuos]

Enjoying beyond words, both here and at source! ;D

[conuly]

Interestingly, I'm pretty sure I first heard it over at LJ metaquotes.

[kshandra]

After several hours of medical-insurance fuckery throughout the course of my day, some medical absurdity was exactly what I needed. Thank you SO much for sharing this!

[ironed_orchid]

This is very helpful. Thanks.