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slipjig3 ([personal profile] slipjig3) wrote in [community profile] metaquotes2019-02-20 12:19 pm

[personal profile] brujah surveys the barren wasteland

To husband, who's away on a business trip:

We burned our bras today. Not because we needed to, but because they are stabby and we hate them. We've taken up the carpets and made armour out of the lot. Topsy constructed a sword out of your CD collection and had Thuban the Divine bless the blade. Topsy defends us, valiantly, from plunderers seeking to steal our shower turnips. Her warcry is, "FLOWERS ARE STUPID, BUGS SIT UPON THEM AND POO!" She's grown horns.



QWP from locked post. Context regrettably had to make its own coffee this morning.

[personal profile] notasupervillain 2019-02-20 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
AHHHHH I LOVE IT
harpers_child: melaka fray reading from "Tales of the Slayers". (Default)

[personal profile] harpers_child 2019-02-20 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This is so delightfully surreal.
jesse_the_k: My black mutt totally blissed out, on her back, paws folded (BELLA on back)

[personal profile] jesse_the_k 2019-02-20 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
To the barricades, or the litter box, or both!
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[personal profile] wpadmirer 2019-02-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
I like it!