springheel_jack offers unsolicited advice

[rydra_wong]

HAVE YOU TRIED A TIGHT HAT

HAVE YOU TRIED SPACE YOGA

HAVE YOU TRIED GARGLING ROCKET FUEL

HAVE YOU TRIED TEN GRAINS OF LAUDANUM

HAVE YOU TRIED MEDITATING ON CORNHOLE

HAVE YOU TRIED ADJUSTING YOUR ATTITUDE UNTIL IT IS DIRECTED FIRMLY TOWARDS THE ANTISOLAR POINT

HAVE YOU TRIED BEING PRESENT IN THE PRESENT MOMENT OF THE PRESENT

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Comments

[cesy]

Brilliant.

[sporky_rat]

With this migraine today, ten grains of laudanum wouldn't hurt. I'd at least not care that I hurt.

(I'd also be scratching my skin off, so maybe not...)