In a comment from xenacryst in agonyaunt about buried treasure

[conuly]

If your father was forward thinking enough to bury a stash of booty, he was undoubtedly forward thinking enough to put a curse on it, and you really don't want your fingers to turn into mealworms every time you spend a dollar of it.

Context gives good advice.

Comments

[notasupervillain]

I dunno, maybe your father wanted you to have the money?

[conuly]

Then maybe Dad should've written a will formally giving that money to this son instead of that son or Mom.

[illariy]

Haha, that made me giggle a lot.

Although at first I wondered how he would go about burying a lot of the other kind of booty...