Office supplies are hearts

[foxfirefey]

As I was wandering around Office Depot this afternoon, eyeing the ludicrously adorable panda flash drives (among other things) with intent, I couldn't help but indulge this recurring fantasy I have, that I somehow end up spending my declining years with a person who understands me well enough and respects my uberdorkiness enough that instead of jewelry or Banana Republic gift certificates, that person gives office supply store gift cards, so that I can buy heavy-weight smooth paper and teeny shredders and red netbooks 100% guilt-free.

constance and I are of the same contextual mind.

(no subject)

[archersangel]

from azurehart 

Hun, if you're a extra small the last thing you need is a hour of high-impact aerobics.  What you really need to do is plant your narrow buns on the sofa and let me introduce you to my good friends Ben & Jerry's.


context is making me crave chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream