jerakeen's phone is homicidal

[cesy]

Context.

First thing I did this morning was grab my phone and check the time - which I then dropped on the extra cat, who was apparently sleeping next to me. She bitched at me, I apologized, we made up.

After a long day of mothers and grandmothers - and pebbles \o/ \o/ yay baby - I came home, went to the bathroom, and promptly dropped my phone on a spider.

The spider did not bitch at me. It just went splat.

The phone is doing fine though.

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[monanotlisa]

vaznetti says,

I went with BH to vote, where there were two older ladies at the door, one from the Lib Dems and one from the Conservatives. They asked whether I was voting and I explained that I wasn't a British citizen. "Oh, no problem," said the Lib Dem lady. "Welcome in!"

"I'm so sorry," said the Tory lady.

(Context is a foreigner and somewhat confused.)