Context had a tough week and is minus knuckle skin

[foxfirefey]

QWP in locked post from kinglets:

In conclusion, I have decided to abandon my current life and pursuits and become a cuttlefish. I shall rule the deep and see in infrared, and I will never have to use a cheesegrater again.

Comments

[silverhare]

This is true.

[ironjeff]

Becoming a cuttlefish means becoming one of the most awesome critters in the sea...

CEPHALOPODS ROCK!

[foxfirefey]

Agreed!

[zdashamber]

May the brilliance of Mitch Hedberg be a light to you in these troubled times:

"I have a cheese-grater at home, which is its positive name.
They don't call it by its negative name, which is 'sponge-ruiner.'
Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips..."

[foxfirefey]

I always use a brush with bristles to clean mine. Sponges are an awful lot like cheese, except not as tasty.

[tei]

This is an excellent idea! Can I, too?

[foxfirefey]

Yes. We should all turn into a flock of cuttlefish!

[tei]

Sweet!

[scribblingage]

Awesome, the wisdom of kinglets has finally made it to the wider internet.

[endofthewest]

FANCY MEETING YOU HERE, MADAM. :>

[scribblingage]

Y HELO THAR

How are your knuckles? I recommend slathering them in vaseline/petroleum jelly/whatever you crazy American kids call it, then putting on a glove. IT IS MAGICAL.

[illariy]

Hehe, very amusing quote! My own fantasies generally involve becoming a tree in my next life but I think being a cuttlefish would be more fun. :o)