Context had a tough week and is minus knuckle skin

[foxfirefey]

QWP in locked post from kinglets:

In conclusion, I have decided to abandon my current life and pursuits and become a cuttlefish. I shall rule the deep and see in infrared, and I will never have to use a cheesegrater again.

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[zdashamber]

May the brilliance of Mitch Hedberg be a light to you in these troubled times:

"I have a cheese-grater at home, which is its positive name.
They don't call it by its negative name, which is 'sponge-ruiner.'
Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips..."

[foxfirefey]

I always use a brush with bristles to clean mine. Sponges are an awful lot like cheese, except not as tasty.